Saturday, December 27, 2008

CIA using VIAGRA to bribe Afghan warlords!

The students are home now, salivating over their new electronic devices, so I think its OK to throw in a racy post,we'll get back to the learnin' in a week or two.

I was wondering if at some point sex would sneak its way into this war, it HAD to happen. Through trial and error, the CIA is using the old noggin. Wonder who came up with THIS IDEA? Was it the CIA operative or administrator who has taken a Viagra or two and knows of what he speaks? What took him so long to expose his plan? Maybe he was a little bit embarrassed to admit it to his buddies!

The article is correct according to our translators – They have mentioned during our culture conversations that if you give villagers a lot of money, they will do what a lot of people who come into large sums of money do here – they go out and buy something big and flashy! Can't hide that very well. And putting money into a college fund for your kid just isn’t seen as practical to the villagers. There is no immediate tangible gratification.
But if a warlord takes the little blue pill, he will most certainly experience tangible results and immediate gratification. Oh, and did I mention, this is a culture where men may have multiple wives. Everybody’s happy!

I propose we transition from missile development (we’re far beyond experts already) to the mass production of Viagra-like products. We throw leaflets out of C-130’s over villages, why not Viagra?

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